fmylife: Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling “Mom! Guess what!?!?!” She turns to me all happy and goes “You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?” FML I’m surprised this hasn’t happened to me yet!
We are all different instruments, and when we come together it’s like a...– - Adri and Marsha (Talking about our group of friends) (via stephatron) I’m going to miss this time in my life but in the mean time, let’s all have as much fun a humanly possible, not let anything get in the way and create the BEST memories! I love you guys so much!
fmylife: Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior’s home. I don’t know what’s worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML
Against Me!- We Did It All For Don
Please tell me why we couldn’t stay Don’t let this feeling never go away Let this memory forever be inside of me Through every hour of every day With the company of these friends That we drove on through the night we were carried by the wheels of armageddon. We’re gonna force ourselves to live Thankful it’s hurt more than we’ve ever felt It’s just our means to an end Please tell me why...
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I am convinced, I am awesome I brought my math grade from a 50% to a 74% in two days! It’s amazing how stress can just melt away! Tonight was truly wonderful, thanks to everyone who came and for not making fun of our terrible movie :] even though I am extremely proud of it. Calendar March 20th: Biffle’s Birthday March 21st: Biffle’s Party March 27th: No school and I get...
I’ve never been so stressed in my life I just spent the past 20 minutes crying to my parents and confessing to that I’m failing math and have a week to bring it up 20%. On top of that the tension in the my house between marco and patty vs. my parents is taking a toll on me and as far as I’m concerned my brother can stuck my dick. I don’t think I’m going into work...
fmylife: Today, I realized I had no friends… other than my dog. FML. I am doomed
I absolutely loathe
My subconscious mind.