My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →
Paul Baribeau (25) Cobra Starship (21) Kimya Dawson (11) Kid Cudi/ Kanye West & Common (2) Say Anything (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
textsfromlastnight: (864): he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple (404): i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs MARCO?
Bold what you have/own.
lolygagging: whydoithinksomuch: 1. A cell phone. 2. A hair straightener. 3. Your own computer. 4. Your own car. 5. Chanel/Dior/Gucci sunglasses. 6. A designer purse. 7. A boyfriend/girlfriend. 8. A curling iron. 9. Every Fall Out Boy CD. 10. Something from American Eagle. 11. Something from Hot Topic. 12. Something from Hollister. 13. Something from Abercrombie. 14. A pet. 15....
textsfromlastnight: (201): i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures. Blate is that you? (I’m going to hell for this aren’t I?)
SHARKS ARE SO CLOSE
fmylife: reblog this
ATTENTION ALL FUCKING SHARKS
stephatron: clavicula: wastedwastingtime:never-go-unsaid:kristiosaurus:ryanzor:astoryforsupper:nickpitman:simplicite:bethanyalynn:oldrabbit: ALRIGHT SHARKS THIS IS IT. WE ARE FUCKING LOSING BY ALMOST 8,000 OR SO AND WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING ABOUT IT? NOTHING. DO YOU WANT FUCKING PUSSIES TO WIN??? DO YOU???? IF YOU ARE A FUCKING SHARK AND YOU ARE FUCKING READING THIS YOU HAVE A FUCKING...
cobrastarship: I’m homesick. me too
mliaverage: Today, I went on a road trip with my friend. I sneezed and her navigation system said bless you. It was the highlight of the trip for me. MLIA
But sharks are BAMFs so here are some shark-based...
fuckyeahfacts: Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs. Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water. The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood. The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance...
textsfromlastnight: (510): turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks PLEASE NO MORE V-NECKS!
textsfromlastnight: (917): I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done! I wish this was a text my brother had sent :/
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) →
Against Me! (23) Ghost Mice (19) Fall Out Boy (14) Four Year Strong (11) Greg Laswell (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
mliaverage: Today I went out to eat with some friends. We were putting tip money on the table when my sister started folding a dollar bill to look like a boat. We then proceeded to build a whole pirate army, complete with penny pirates and land mines. I’ve never had so much fun leaving a tip. MLIA. Next time we all go out to eat can we please do this
mliaverage: Today, I spent my first night in my college dorm. My school was rated Number 1 Party School in the country this year. My roommate and I spent the night watching the Harry Potter Marathon on ABC Family in our room instead of creating social lives. MLIA. I wish my night had been that awesome
I spent this Friday night in my dorm not doing much and awkwardly went to some on campus Casino Night and failed at attempting to socialize, Saturday I watched Inglorious Bastards (which was amazing) and then rushed back to my dorm and avoided human contact besides my roommate. The reception in my dorm sucks and sending a text takes about an hour. I haven’t met anyone interesting besides my...
textsfromlastnight: (803): have you facebook stalked him yet? (1-803): No, I don’t know his last name… (803): Just google his license plate numb Why haven’t we reached this level of creep yet?
treesongs: stephatron: flesheatingvirus: ...
textsfromlastnight: (615): Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging They would never win in a wine drinking competition!
MEAGAN IRENE BERNHARD
stephatron: I just wanted to say thank you for thinking of me when you attempted to attend the oversold Cobra Starship show. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DECIDED IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO CALL ME AND PUT GABE ON THE PHONE. I love you. :3 YOU LUCKY BITCH! I want to hear Gabes voice!!!
THE TEN BROMMANDMENTS
kidparty: bigbitchmarii: kidparty: 1. I am your bro. Thou shalt not put hos before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the dudeonym or brewdonym of thy bro in vain. 3. Thou shalt not make unto my forehead while I am passed out any graven image, or any likeness of a cock and balls. 4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it wholly devoted to watching football. 5. Honor my father and my mother: No mother...
textsfromlastnight: (623): were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
textsfromlastnight: (314): Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn’t happen? One of the many reasons the pooper pact is in place