ALRIGHT SHARKS THIS IS IT. WE ARE FUCKING LOSING BY ALMOST 8,000 OR SO AND WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING ABOUT IT? NOTHING. DO YOU WANT FUCKING PUSSIES TO WIN??? DO YOU????
IF YOU ARE A FUCKING SHARK AND YOU ARE FUCKING READING THIS YOU HAVE A FUCKING OBLIGATION TO REBLOG IT WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING SHARK HEART AND ALL OF YOUR FUCKING SHARK FOLLOWERS WILL FUCKING REBLOG THIS TOO. RIGHT? IF YOU DONT I GUESS YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY.
LET THIS MESSAGE SPREAD ACROSS TUMBLR ACROSS THE INTERNET AND ACROSS THE WORLD THAT SHARKS MEAN FUCKING BUSINESS. WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS, WE WILL BE GLORIOUS, WE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FUCKING CATS. IT’S GOING TO TAKE EVERY SHARK WE HAVE AND EVERYONE WE KNOW, BUT WE CAN DO THIS. START HEARTING EVERY SHARK POST YOU CAN, TAG EVERY POST YOU MAKE WITH “SHARK” AND REBLOG THIS WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO SEE IT. ADD WHAT YOU WANT TO THIS MESSAGE, LET IT GROW, LET IT SPREAD, LET THOSE PUSSIES KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Today I went out to eat with some friends. We were putting tip money on the table when my sister started folding a dollar bill to look like a boat. We then proceeded to build a whole pirate army, complete with penny pirates and land mines. I’ve never had so much fun leaving a tip. MLIA.
Next time we all go out to eat can we please do this
Today, I spent my first night in my college dorm. My school was rated Number 1 Party School in the country this year. My roommate and I spent the night watching the Harry Potter Marathon on ABC Family in our room instead of creating social lives. MLIA.
I spent this Friday night in my dorm not doing much and awkwardly went to some on campus Casino Night and failed at attempting to socialize, Saturday I watched Inglorious Bastards (which was amazing) and then rushed back to my dorm and avoided human contact besides my roommate.
The reception in my dorm sucks and sending a text takes about an hour. I haven’t met anyone interesting besides my roommate, Keeley, which so far is a slightly superficial friendship. My other roommate, Brandi, is not the brightest but she is super sweet and has funny stories. Then Tanina, my other roommate is never here and so far has had two gay guys and some girl she met that same day sleep over.
Needless to say it’s not working out so well. I feel like I’m in middle school again. I hope once school starts I actually meet people, too bad I’m not in any interesting classes besides Sociology. Today I have a bunch of mandatory socializing events so maybe that will help.
I just wanted to say thank you for thinking of me when you attempted to attend the oversold Cobra Starship show. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DECIDED IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO CALL ME AND PUT GABE ON THE PHONE. I love you. :3
1. I am your bro. Thou shalt not put hos before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the dudeonym or brewdonym of thy bro in vain. 3. Thou shalt not make unto my forehead while I am passed out any graven image, or any likeness of a cock and balls. 4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it wholly devoted to watching football. 5. Honor my father and my mother: No mother jokes. 6. Thou shalt not kill the keg without first pouring me some. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Adults are lame. 8. Thou shalt not steal my girl. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness, especially when refereeing a game of beer pong. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, unless of course she’s a MILF.