I was feeling sad Can’t help looking back Highways flew by Run, run,...– Karen O.
textsfromlastnight: (506): A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously. Kara, did you do this?
textsfromlastnight: (636): I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
mliaverage: Today, I met a guy named Tim, and he was wearing an MIT shirt. I said, “Oh, you go to MIT?” and he said, “What? Oh, no. This shirt says “TIM” in the mirror.” MLIA
mliaverage: Today In Spanish, my teacher and I were practicing vocabulary. We were trying to think of a way to remember ‘acostar’, which means go to bed. She said well if you were a porn star, you a need a co-star to go to bed with. Problem solved. MLIA. Why weren’t any of my spanish teachers this awesome?!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
blink-182 (15) Paramore (12) Fall Out Boy (11) Set Your Goals (10) The Cool Kids (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
mliaverage: Today, I was riding in the car during a rainstorm. I spent the entire hour-and-a-half trip watching raindrops slide down the window and mentally egging them on to race. MLIA. this is only my entire childhood
textsfromlastnight: (313): im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots….blackout town here i come
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less...– William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, 2.1
When I hide someone from my wall you should have the fucking common sense to not put them on my highlights, asshole. Love, Adri
I can't stop! →
New Paramore is streaming →
hayleybait: (via matt-t) It’s so good :]
textsfromlastnight: (812): I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads. This would make things so much easier
textsfromlastnight: (812): She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don’t even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It’s what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used. We should start doing this
textsfromlastnight: (757): I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn’t have it.
cobrastarship: I will always make sure my kids have an easy bake oven Nice to know Vicky T has a better heart than my parents