Today In Spanish, my teacher and I were practicing vocabulary. We were trying to think of a way to remember ‘acostar’, which means go to bed. She said well if you were a porn star, you a need a co-star to go to bed with. Problem solved. MLIA.
Why weren’t any of my spanish teachers this awesome?!
(812): She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don’t even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It’s what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.