- gets text of hayley’s boobs
- goes online asap to legitimize
- stays online only for ever
Being at work stoned is strange yet surprisingly fun :]
At work a woman just called asking for an employee but called by her maiden name which got me to thinking about the day my last name is no longer Garcia. It must be weird going your entire life with one name and changing it because you’re “in love”. Maybe I’ll just make whoever I marry take my last name lulz, the women in my family do have the great power of making their men whipped.